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A monologue from the book/play by Lisa B. Thompson
A thirty-five-year-old African American woman.
An attorney who sports a flowing perm or hair weave and wears high heels and sexy business suits, she is SBF1’s best friend, confidante, and alter ego.
I really hate going to the doctor’s office. (whispering) No, not for the flu, but when I have to go to the… gynecologist.
Women’s health is a pain in the ass! There is something so sterile, so impersonal about it. Just business as usual, especially when I was in college and all I could afford was Saint Vincent’s.
No, I’m not getting an abortion. The date wasn’t that good. I’m here so I don’t need to go there. I just have a yeast infection, AGAIN!
I hate women who tell me they never had one. I find that just as annoying as those sistas who have never experienced cramps.
Well, this particular yeast infection has no respect for that over-the-counter Monistat. I need some nuclear bomb stuff for this one.
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