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A monologue from the play by Richard Bean
Act 1, Scene 2
I’ve got two jobs, how did that happen? You got to concentrate ain’t ya, with two jobs. Kaw! I can do it, long as I don’t get confused.
But I get confused easily. I don’t get confused that easily.
Yes I do. I’m my own worst enemy. Stop being negative. I’m not being negative. I’m being realistic. I’ll screw it up.
I always do. Who screws it up? You, you’re the role model for village idiots everywhere. Me?! You’re nothing without me.
You’re the c*ck up! Don’t call me a c*ck up, you c*ck up! (He slaps himself.) You slapped me!? Yeah, I did. And I’m glad I did.
(He punches himself back.) That hurt. Good. You started it. (A fight breaks out, where he ends up on the floor.)
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