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A monologue from the play by Yasmina Reza
Michael
Yes. This hamster makes the most godawful racket all night, then spends the whole day fast asleep!
Henry was in a lot of pain last night; he was being driven crazy by the noise that the hamster was making.
And, to tell you the truth, I’ve been wanting to get rid of it for a long time, so I said to myself, OK, that’s it, I took it and put it in the street.
I thought they loved drains and gutters and all that, but I guess not, it just sat there paralyzed on the sidewalk.
Well, they’re not domestic animals, they’re not wild animals, I don’t really know where their natural habitat is.
Dump them in the woods, they’re probably just as unhappy, so I don’t know where you’re supposed to put them.
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