Puffs, Or Seven Increasingly Eventful Years At A Certain School Of Magic And Magic – Monologue (Megan)

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A monologue from the play by Matt Cox

MEGAN JONES 

(Megan is the opposite of Leanne. She is dark, brooding and mysterious.)

I never wanted to be a Puff. Every member of my family? Puffs. We’re like THE Puff family. But I’ve always known that I was different.

There’s nothing even special about Puffs. Loyalty? Being really nice?  A bunch of lame, awful failures doomed to be stupid walking personality-less nobodies that no one will ever care about ever? Ugh.

My mom was a Puff. But she was different.  She became something bigger. She made the name Jones finally mean something other than a bunch of … Puffs.

I thought … I knew … I would be different too. But … after all my hard work to make myself not a Puff, what do you know? The hat puts me with the Puffs.

I did everything. I mean, I even changed my accent just so I wouldn’t sound like my Puff family.

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