Step Brothers – Monologues (Mr. Doback)

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A monologue from the screenplay written by Will Ferrell and Adam Mckay

Mr. Doback 

Listen to me. Dale, look, when I was a kid…when I was a little boy, I always wanted to be a dinosaur. I wanted to be a Tyrannosaurus rex more than anything in the world. 

I made my arms short and I roamed the backyard…and I chased the neighborhood cats, and I growled and I roared. Everybody knew me and was afraid of me. 

And then one day, my dad said, “Bobby, you’re 17. It’s time to throw childish things aside.” And I said, “Okay, Pop.” But he didn’t really say that, he said, “Stop being a f***ing dinosaur and get a job.” 

But, you know, I thought to myself, “I’ll go to medical school…l’ll practice for a little while, and then I’ll come back to it. […]  But I forgot how to do it. […] Hey, I lost it.

[…] The point is… don’t lose your dinosaur.

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