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A monologue from the screenplay by Gusting Nash
Actually, I thought I’d do a monologue from Cordiroy Seville’s masterpiece, Misadventures of a Teenage Renegade. (imitating girl’s voice) I guess I should tell you about the first time I had my period.
My daddy was driving me back from summer camp and I turned to him and I said, “Daddy, I think I’m sloughing. ” And he said, “That’s nice, honey. ” And I realized that he had, like, no idea just what “sloughing” meant.
So I explained to him that it meant blood was gushing from my you-know-where. And he nearly wrecked the car trying to hand me a wad of fast-food napkins, which is not something that you particularly want to stick up your hooch.